Easton: "Mom I want to pend the night at Ashyee's house."
Me: "No, honey I want you to stay here with me cuz I'll miss you too much."
Easton: "But I don't yike dis house. I yike Ashyee's."
Me: "What's wrong with our house?"
Easton: "It's black and green (no, it isn't). And da fan on da ceiling is old."
Me: "Easton, why do you have this dinasour?"
Easton: "Because I SOTLE it!"
Me: "I told you not to steal. Stealing is wrong. Why did you steal it?"
Easton: "Because I YUV it!"
Easton: "Oh what is dat? Can I have a bite?"
Me: "It's cereal. You want to taste it and see if you like it?"
Easton after tasting it: "Mmmmm! I yike it. Dat's good. You not fired no more."
No comments:
Post a Comment